Game 3 notes
bot 2nd inn, ARZ 2 CHC 0, runners on 1st and 2nd, 1 out: Why the hell is hill in the game bunting... get marquis up and ready, and pitch hit in the second. Hill is clearly freaked, get him out.
bot 3rd inn, ARZ 2 CHC 0, runners on 1st and 2nd, 1 out: what the hell is Ramirez doing... he's clearly freaked.
top 4th inn, ARZ 2 CHC 0, runners on 1st and 2nd, 0 out: See. hill only lasts one more inning, and he gives up a hit to the pitcher.
top 4th inn, ARZ 3 CHC 0, runners on 1st and 3rd, 2 out: I've seen beer league softball double plays turned with more grace. Sweet Lou should have thrown that base into the stands, and Big Z should punch someone. (Byrnes was safe BTW) I've begun reading an old Watchmen script to distract myself from this misery.
top 5th, ARZ 3 CHC 1, 3 out: evil... evil hope.... I'm out of beer... now drinking whiskey.
bot 5th, ARZ 3 CHC 1, 3 out: Out of Whiskey... now drinking Vodka. How to you swing @ ball four with the bases loaded?
bot 6th, ARZ 4 CHC 1, 3 out: Out of Vodka... now drinking Clorox® Bleach.
top 9th: Is Kerry Wood throwing 98? Oh there we go... 5 to 1.
top 9th, ARZ 5 CHC 1, runner on 3rd, 1 out: Out of Clorox® Bleach... turned off pilot light, turned up gas... at the end of the game i will have my first cigarette in months.